Spiral Drive

I was joking with my super-Christian friend about getting to second base...

• I'm flattered you think I've remained that innocent. Emphasis on past tense
• Huh? So you've touched boobs in the past but no longer?
• I have, in fact, reached second base. Just haven't done it in a while.
• That's sad for you. Boobs are awesome.
• Mmm, how poignant that is.